5.19.2010

Hoax: Activists force Tate Modern to close over BP

Yesterday, ONTD_Political reposted this story about activists filling the Turbine hall of the Tate with oil soaked birds. Whilst it takes a certain kind of person to do that to begin with, it also takes an entirely different one to perpetuate a hoax. No kids, this did not actually happen.

Why do I think that?

1. Not a single independent news source beyond Liberal Conspiracy and those re-blogging their article mention it.

2. Not a single story on No Soul for Sale mentions the "protest." Though it would certainly make news in the UK and possibly the US.

But let's not weep for the failed protestors who are working on their hoax, let's congratulate the ones that actually did something.

“It has come to our attention that many participants are not being paid by Tate Modern for their efforts. In fact, most are self-funding their activities throughout the weekend,” stated M.A.L. in their letter. “If artists continue to work for free, or are expected to pay for their efforts when working with our major art institutions, then we deny opportunities to the great majority of artists who simply cannot afford to take such financial risks.”


Not as likely to inspire lies as BP's oil protests. But still, a good point to be made.

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I'm part of the 3.3 million

Agh, this makes me so angry. I paid off that damned loan more than 6 years ago, the loan itself was issued in 2001. Why the fuck would they even have my data?!

ECMC Group Inc., a student-loan guarantee agency in Minnesota, acknowledged on Friday a data breach in which the personal information of 3.3 million borrowers, including their Social Security numbers, was compromised.

Guarantee agencies such as ECMC are the private entities that, under the U.S. government's system of federally subsidized student loans, collect government money and then turn around and pay it to private loan companies when borrowers default on their student loans.

ECMC said in a written statement that the affected borrowers would be notified and given free credit protection and monitoring services. "We deeply regret that this incident occurred and the stress it has caused our borrowers," ECMC's president and chief executive, Richard J. Boyle, said in the statement.

ECMC's admission of the data theft came one day after Congress voted to shut down the bank-based system of student lending in favor of direct lending by the Education Department, in part because of the cost and complexity of the bank-based system.

The data theft "occurred sometime during the weekend of March 20-21," the company said in its statement. The company was instructed by the FBI not to discuss the matter publicly until Friday, according to the Education Department.

"Protecting student privacy is a top priority for the department," said Justin Hamilton, a department spokesman. "We are working with ECMC to make sure that affected individuals are provided with resources to protect their information and to provide them with identity-theft insurance."


Student loan regulation now!

5.18.2010

Whistling Dixie

I read something years ago in England about a photographer that liked to take photos of people on the train. He supposed that trains are one of the few places where people can truly think. This was, of course, before the ubiquitous presence of the Internet with smart phones and 3G. Or even when a few people didn't have mobile phones at all and mp3 players were just a gleam in Apple's eye. Back in those days we had a book, a copy of the Metro, possibly a Sun for the er, intelligent readers but very little else. And god help you if you tried to talk to someone. God help you.

So this photography exhibit was photos of people with their heads on the window, looking out at the passing landscape, thinking. I myself did this more than once and on long journeys was charmed by how otherworldly the silver reflection on Virgin trains made me look. What I thought about much of that time, I can't remember now. I only really recall one striking realization about the women of the North of England. They didn't feel as real as the ones at home.

Never had I seen the pull of women's magazines as strongly as I did on the train commute into Manchester.

Or at least that's what I assumed before I actually returned home. Up until recently I managed to avoid Old Town on a Friday night. It was only the sweet song of Ground Kontrol that drew me that far east of 23rd. And it took a lot of luring. A song that only a place that serves beer and has video games could sing.

Plus, some residual memory of 2001 kept telling me Old Town is full of drug dealers and prostitutes. It's a place to avoid unless investigating a concert or the drag show at Embers. That little voice tells me the north west quadrant of Burnside below 16th simply is Not Safe due to crime and violence. Here be dragons, etc. And honestly, everything that little voice is saying was probably true 10 years ago. Back then downtown Portland on a Friday night was a ghost town, save a few hipsters sipping cheap scotch in the Shanghai Tunnel. Or bands that drifted in and out of town, always on week nights, never selling out.

Now, what that little memory voice tells me is wrong. Sure, that part of town is still littered with the destitute, the addicted, the toothless cigarette bumming people hanging around places to get food. But what I didn't know was how close Portland is getting to Manchester.

Those sleek girls on the train, with straightened hair, fake tans, fake eyelashes, knock off shoes and tailored outfits are here now too. And whether they come from beyond the tunnel in the west or 122nd in the east to go in to the city and party or if they actually have Portland zip codes, like the girls of Preston to Peter Street, I don't really know. What I do know is they're here. And I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Truthfully, venues like Dirty, or the Dixie will always exist. But Portland never really had them. There was the Copper Penny, sure, and a few short lived dives. But most of Portland's night life was queer or blue collar. Clubs opened and died in 3 months. But these places, where they have a drink called the Hurricane Katrina (bartender throws water on you, slaps you and then drops a shot down your throat.) and the staff look straight off the front page of SuicideGirls.com or Dirty where they encourage their female patrons to swing and dance on tables, look busy and poised to stay.

So now, 10 years later, I'm sitting on an Amtrak Cascades train in business class. Not quite the cattle car of Northern Rail Wigan to Victoria service but it will do. And I'm looking out the window at a very different landscape, thinking of how the women here have changed. And wondering, in 30 years would my children think the same? Because really, how much more is there to take off? Are they going to end up wearing string bikinis and humping posts that look like suggestive shampoo bottles? Where does this end?

Maybe in 10 years, on another train, I'll come up with the answer.

5.17.2010

Zebra Z4M help on YouTube

Not going to lie, I'm a total bonehead when it comes to thermal printers. Thankfully some people aren't and they post YouTube videos.

Here's how to change ribbon and label stock in a Zebra Z4M printer:



You're welcome.

5.16.2010

My vote is a secret!

During my shift at the Kitzhaber campaign office yesterday, I came across maybe 2 or 3 people who wanted to talk (out of 6 pages.) Many were out enjoying the late start of spring, so they didn't pick up. Many were unhappy about being called (see: busy watching Arrested Development.) One heartbreaking woman couldn't get to the polling station to drop off her vote. If I had a car I would have hauled my ass out to Astoria to help her. I know exactly what that's like. My great grandma, in her final days, hated not being able to move. She was bored with TV and sometimes liked to watch the old lady across the street work in her garden. No doubt remembering the times she herself could tend her Irises on at her little house in Insley.

The most bewildering though, and a legacy of some real trouble in the United States were the ones who refused to tell us who they voted for. In my naivete I didn't realize that it wasn't so long ago that you could be fired from a job, or persecuted for your choice in the primary. And I'm not sure that Oregon elections are so different now. Would a Portland business fire you for voting Tea Party? Would your coworkers think differently of you if you voted Republican? It's possible. So Mabel's unwillingness to tell me who she chose in the primary could be a very real concern. And one with much more sininster consequences in the very recent past.

But good heavens it's a pain for those of us trying to track primary data!

You never stop phone banking

I spent this afternoon phone banking for John Kitzhaber's gubernatorial campaign. Keep in mind now, I haven't done this kind of work since the late 90s, fresh out of high school and looking for a job. I started with the now defunct Griggs Anderson research, my first really office cubicle style job. You know, where we weren't allowed to have our coats on our chairs and resulted in $60 of my Christmas money being stolen. Good memories there.

The job itself was deadening, I spent the day on the phone calling busy IT people and asking them to answer my survey questions. Now I'm on the receiving end of such solicitations, except all done online, blessedly. And during my employment there I was hung up on, yelled at, swore at, all in the name of gathering research about how people use computers. And I'm not going to lie here, I didn't learn any life lessons during that phase. I'm just as bad as the people I used to call now. See, I'm very busy playing Civ and watching Arrested Development so I simply do not have time to talk.

Yeah.

Just after my time with Griggs Anderson, I moved on to OSPIRG. And if I thought calling IT managers for $7.00 an hour was soul destroying, imagine what happened when I made no money for a group that proclaimed to have everyone's best interests at heart. See, OSPIRG and their ilk don't advertise this, but they don't pay very well if you don't meet your extremely high commission barrier. This meant that for 80 hours worth of work, I'd get paid $95 some weeks. No promised hourly wage. If you look on their site now it says Campaign staff will make $400-$600 each week. Yeah, sure.

So how did I end up phone banking for Kitzhaber's campaign? I showed up willing to work. And comparatively speaking it was a far more pleasant experience. Except people are horribly rude, no doubt because they are very busy watching Netflix movies and cleaning their houses. But since it's a candidate I support and believe in, it's worth it to me. And if all they need right now is for me to turn up and call a bunch of registered Democrats, that's enough to keep my soul intact.

So roll on Tuesday and the primaries. Go Kitzhaber! Do what McCall couldn't.

5.11.2010

Horror movies hate vegetarians



At the weekend I had the misfortune of watching Grace (thanks to the Netflix Wii disc, a goddamned gift from commercial hating heaven.) To sum up the movie, vegetarian hippie marries into a relatively rich family with an Oedipal mother/son relationship. The couple get into a car accident and the pregnant vegetarian insists on carrying her child to term. The result, oh irony of ironies, Zombaby.

Admittedly, the reason I hated this film is I felt it ripped the chance away from me to have low budget baby puppet leaping and latching to people's eyes and other soft organs (up until the baby develops teeth, of course) in its thirst for flesh. What I got instead was the disgusting scene of a 60 year old woman forcing herself to lactate so she can take Zombaby away from the hippie and the hippie buying meat. Oh so scary.

I'd think it was both a terrible grasp of irony and black comedy that pushed this bizarre vegetarian/horror connection, had I not seen the worse but funny Troll 2. To save you from watching it, Troll 2 is a "movie" about a family that goes on vacation to a village controlled by a witch that really love plants. They're all vegan, no bacon, no eggs, just bizarre potions created by their ruler to turn everyone into plants. It does contain this memorable exchange towards the end:

Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich!
Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!


Yeah.

Is it just that earnest veg*ns are easy targets for horror? Or the simple revelation we're all made of meat and they don't eat any? Or that they don't eat any meat but they're more than happy to kill another human being to feed their baby or turn them in to plants? At any rate, I think it's fairly clear, horror movies hate vegetarians.

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