Why you should read things phonetically

I'm getting ready to graduate us from the Symantec Ghost product and on to something else. So I've been learning about DriveImage XML, which allows you to hot image. Hot!!!

This Lifehacker walkthrough is very useful. Though I am having a hard time keeping a straight face. You see, when creating an acronym out of a product name, it may be better to read it through phonetically. You know, so your readers don't crack up when they read:

DiX will read the .XML listing and display all the files contained within the image, as shown.

Hehehehehehhehehehhehe. What else can DiX do?