Live Blogging Gok! (How to Look Good Naked!)

Oh my god! I am so excited. I love Gok. If he had a fan club, I'd be part of Gok's fan club. How to Look Good Naked is back on television. It's by far the best make-over program on British television. It isn't cruel, or overly critical. It's just honest and hosted by what seems like the nicest guy in the whole world. Every time I watch it I feel a little better about my body.


Liveblogging How to Look Good Naked.

She doesn't like her body. I have bulgy bits. :(

Boob reductions. Freaks Gok out. Poor Gok!

They don't sleep in the same bed. That's really sad. She says her husband is lying when he compliments her. Gok has her in her underwear. Ahhh, she looks so sad, like she wants to cry.

Why does Gok have blond streaks?!

She says she wants to be happy about who she is. Gok is hugging her. I love this show so much. I love Gok so much! Ahhh, he's making her feel better I think. Her husband seems really sad too. Poor lady is a ballet instructor!

Apparently UK bra sizes are getting bigger. Gok is obsessed with boobs. It's breast comparison time! Gok really loves boobs. Like really. He also really likes the word 'banger.' More complete body distortion from Sonia. She thinks her boobs are massive, they are but aren't that big.

They're leaving us with lots of naked ladies in York. What, OTC chemical peels don't work you say? NEVER.

I just lost like 10 minutes of posting. God damn it.

Anyway, to sum, Gok called her breasts Hooters. Empire waists are good for pear shapes, I think A line for straight down.

She really does have a nice waist.

GOK HATES CROCS. I WAS RIGHT.

Poor thing, she's freaking out about having fat ankles. Gosh, 5'11", wow.

Oh, Gok, Dita did corset training though. That's not good.

I am a little distressed that this woman's wardrobe looks like mine. Depressed Cure fan. Yes.

Hee-hee, Gok looks like Papa Smurf in his little hat.

Mr. Me says his wardrobe is pretty much black as well.

That dress looks like Victorian wallpaper. Yes, they would notice. Because it looks like something from a particularly deranged Grand Designs. LOL, dirty hussy.

That body shaper thing is awesome.

Ahhh, he's made her look nice. That dress is enormously flattering, despite the Victorian wallpaper print. It's really strange, she didn't look 5'11" at the beginning of this show.

Oh, I don't like that belt. It looks like a miniature saddle. A symn thingie dress for small boobs, strapless for big. Gok just said 'fierce,' he's getting camper.


Gok just had a bunch of naked women in York complimenting each other. It was great.

OH, the Spongebob shorts. They really were square shaped.

She bought a new bra and showed her husband. Definitely progress.

Breasticles now, how many more words for breasts?

The lingerie models are all normal sized women. :)

Straight cut jeans are very flattering. He's slapping her bottom.

Rules of jeans!

High waisted skinny and flared. Uberskinny for high waisted. Flared are good for pear shaped. Boot cuts are good for tall girls, not for short. Don't buy things with distress or embroidery on the upper thighs. High rise for bootylicious.

I don't like that weird tye die thing Gok put on her. I kind of understand the point though.

Really pretty printed dress. It's good to be tall.

I think that castle is up near Scotland. I love that Gok calls them gorgeous and hugs them all the time. It's naked photo time! No more fashion shows at the Trafford Centre. Oh, she's crying, poor thing.

How horrible is it that a tall curvy girl is afraid of being naked. Aghhhh. Screw our society. White hat now, Gok still looks like a smurf.

Beauty therapist is horrified she just uses a bar of soap.

Cleanse and polish by Liz Earle.

Eye cream, Estee Lauder advanced night repair.

Aromatherapy associates rose and sandlewood.

Prescriptives mask for winter.

It's hair time! He's giving her extensions. Aghhhh!

She looks like a very tall Britney. She's very enthused about the long hair.

She's going for the naked. Do they ever not? Photographer Mike Owen.

She has really nice teeth.

I'm quite teary. She says Gok made a big difference. Fashion show at the Trafford Centre again!

Consumer test.... Army of naked testers :). DIY chemical peels... I don't like Emma as much as Dawn. Apparently OTC peels can't, by law, have as many chemicals.

Apparently they work 'deeper in the skin.' It all kind of sounds like BS to me.

LÓreal in 4th place, Roc in 3rd, Time Delay was 2nd, Ole Henrickson the 95 pound one came in first. Not worth it according to the Army of Naked Testers. 42/100 doesn't sound worth it.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN GOK IN THE TRAFFORD CENTRE? GOD DAMN IT.

I am such a fan girl. Mr. Me wants to know if these people haven't ever seen this show before. They're always shocked when they want them to prance around in their underwear. 'No such thing as can't in Gok World.' His hair is really short now.

The music people on this show need to be shot. Girls Aloud 'Walk this way?'

She looks so beautiful. The blunt fringe is great. No, wait, he has extensions, the blond thing is back. I love that the models in this show are like little to big sized. It's awesome to see.

I love this part, I love it when they go out in their underwear. Oh! No bra!

This show always makes me sniffly. Actually she looks a lot like Drew Barrymore now.

Divorce papers were in the house :(. All body confidence? I don't know. Do people get divorced over these things?

Ahhhh, it's over now. I'm all weepy. It's so nice to watch something on television that has nothing to do with plastic surgery or terrifying Sloane Rangers. Inevitably I just feel better about everything physical when it comes to Gok. Give the man a knighthood!

Edit: This was supposed to be live blogging. It's kind of hard to do that when the FTP publish isn't working (again, again.)