I didn't actually get 3/4 of the humor in any of the above until I hit 16. I then went sheet white with a feeling of violation and thought to myself, 'I can't believe my parents let me watch that.' That being said, I never actually heard the swearing in the Penguin's office, I had to close my eyes for the scene with the Prom Queen in the shower and I had absolutely no idea what 'three sheets to the wind' meant. I certainly er, do now.
They were a formidable development influence. The tale of the high school ugly duckling gave me hope (er,) the mission from God introduced me to a very cool genre of music, Eddie taught me about Arthur Rimbaud and Tom Berenger. I also suspect that Jake himself played a large influence on my man taste. I doubt I'm alone... I mean, who besides straight men and lesbians could possibly resist his uber dreamy-ness? And Molly was my hero. She's the everygirl who just so happens to be worshipped by a troop of nerds that included John Cusack. John Cusack in a pack of nerds! How could you go wrong? I'm getting a little flushed just thinking about that special senior man whose parents had such a great car.
And someone is betting on that to make a bit of money. I can't even be all that cynical about t-shirts that feature Jake Ryan and the king of the dipshits, he wouldn't like it and then who would I have to blow my birthday candles out with?
I ask you, have you ever done it?
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